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Pasha Kovalev and Anya Garnis: The Magic of Hollywood

Tuesday, May 1


Tickets from £26 (plus additional £20 Meet and Greet)

Lights, camera, ballroom! Strictly Come Dancing’s Pasha Kovalev returns with his brand new show, packed with sequins, glitz and glamour as Pasha takes to the stage with his sensational dancers to perform ‘Oscar-worthy’ routines set to a Hollywood theme.


Robert Temple: The Hypnotist Live & Outrageous

Thursday, May 3


Tickets from £16 (18+)

Join leading hypnotist Robert Temple on a fast-paced, laugh-out-loud and hysterical ride to the centre of your imagination! This is YOUR chance to become the star of this unforgettable show.

Forget tired old pocket watches and people clucking like chickens – The Hypnotist: Live & Outrageous is a cutting-edge, thrilling show featuring incredible hypnosis and never before seen side splitting sketches, which are guaranteed to tickle the very naughtiest parts of your mind.

Whether you want to take part or just laugh at the people who do – this WILL be one of the funniest shows you’ll see this year, so don’t miss out.


Ready Steady Girls, with Lorraine Crosby

Friday, May 4


Tickets from £17.50

Get ready to be transported back in time to the sensational sounds of the Swinging Sixties in this dazzling singing show, enhanced by a spectacular live band and state of the art sound system. Re-live the magic and the spirit of the era with classic songs by the iconic female artists and groups of the day, including Dusty Springfield, Cilla Black, Shirley Bassey, LuLu and Sandy Shaw, all wrapped up in authentic costume and with powerful vocals delivered by Lorraine Crosby, who duetted with Meat Loaf on I Would Do Anything For Love.


Jason Cook’s Comedy Club

Saturday, May 5


Tickets £9.50 (16+)

Join Jason Cook as the host of his comedy club, which brings huge TV names, daft guests and incredible surprises to The Customs House. The biggest names in comedy at the biggest comedy club in the north – and all still for under a tenner!


On Tour With Elvis

Friday, May 11


Tickets from £22

Direct from London’s O2, the Las Vegas Elvis Icon Award-winning On Tour With Elvis show is a two-hour spectacular filled with Elvis’ greatest hits and more, delivered by leading tribute artist Michael King.



Stuart Maconie: Jarrow, Road to the Deep South

Saturday, May 12


Tickets from £16

In October 2016, writer and broadcaster Stuart Maconie walked 300 miles from Jarrow to London, retracing the famous Jarrow Crusade 80 years on, through a divided, complex country that echoes 1936 in many ways. Here, he shares his tales.



Tuesday, May 15 – Saturday, May 19

7.30pm (2.30pm Saturday matinee)

Tickets from £11

Brilliant harmonies with a touch of hilarity! Encore are back with an all-new show packed full of the songs you know and love.



The Counterfeit Sixties

Sunday, May 20


Tickets from £19.50

Britain’s No.1 tribute show brings alive the magic of the 1960s, with their tribute to over 25 bands of that era. The show encompasses everything from that period, from the clothes that were worn, to flashbacks from television history, including: TV programmes, adverts and even clips from the original bands. The members of the band have individually worked with notable artists such as The Searchers, The Ivy League, The Fortunes, The Tremeloes and more!


Seriously Dead

Tuesday, May 22


Tickets from £22

Starring Crissy Rock (Benidorm and I’m a Celebrity), Tommy Cannon (Cannon and Ball), Billy Pearce, Leah Bell and Paul Dunn, Seriously Dead is an uplifting tale guaranteed to make you feel there is nothing serious about being dead at all, because life’s party never ends: it simply moves to another location.


The play tells the hilarious tale of Thelma Henderson (deceased) who cannot gain entry through The Pearly Gates as the system has gone digitalised and she has the incorrect paperwork.

Thelma is told to wait by the scrapyard gates until the issue can be resolved but she finds herself a rather reluctant Guardian Angel watching over her school friend and the one true love of her life, Billy Blenkinsopp.



Dance Eighteen

Thursday, May 24 and Friday, May 25


Tickets £8/£6 concessions

Undergraduates from the University of Sunderland showcase their original dance works. Expect to see a diverse range of performances reflecting the research of the students. The programme includes themes such as DNA, Feminism, Trial by Jury, Ageing, Selfies and Insects.


Limehouse Lizzie

Saturday, May 26


Tickets from £18

Limehouse Lizzy continue to keep the spirit of Celtic rock icon Philip Lynott and his band Thin Lizzy alive, well and dominating stages worldwide. The band have also added a tribute into their show to ex-Thin Lizzy guitarist (and world renowned solo artist) Gary Moore.

From their Official PRS award, performing for Virgin Atlantic in Barbados, T.V. appearances (BBC 2’s ‘Arena’ amongst others), and to actually being recruited to record and tour by members of the original Thin Lizzy, Limehouse Lizzy enter their 21st year with their most explosive show and critically-acclaimed line-up yet.


One Woman Sex and the City: A Parody on Love, Friendship and Shoes

Sunday, May 27


Tickets from £16 (18+)

This loving tribute and send-up takes audiences through a laughter-infused version of all six seasons of the beloved show. TJ Dawe (director and co-creator of One Man Star Wars Trilogy and One Man Lord of the Rings) has comedic whirling dervish Kerry Ipema bringing Carrie, Charlotte, Samantha and Miranda to life as they brunch, banter, argue, support each other and swoon over men and Manolos. There will be puns, cosmopolitans and audience participation.

Guide Prices

Ticket TypeTicket Tariff
Dance Eighteen£8.00 per person per day
Encore£11.00 per person per day
Jason Cook’s Comedy Club£9.50 per person per day
Limehouse Lizzie£18.00 per person per day
On Tour With Elvis£22.00 per person per day
One Woman Sex and the City: A Parody on Love, Frie£16.00 per person per day
Pasha Kovalev and Anya Garnis: The Magic of Hollyw£26.00 per person per day
Ready Steady Girls, with Lorraine Crosby£17.50 per person per day
Robert Temple: The Hypnotist Live & Outrageous£16.00 per person per day
Seriously Dead£22.00 per person per day
Stuart Maconie: Jarrow, Road to the Deep South£16.00 per person per day
The Counterfeit Sixties£19.50 per person per day

Note: Prices are a guide only and may change on a daily basis.



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